Saturday, March 18, 2006
Supper Club Leader
Tonight, as we were putting Thad to sleep, he said he wants to be an artist when he grows up. We talked about things people did and how Grandpa is an engineer and Grandma is a lawyer. He asked what a lawyer does, and with much self-restraint from 24-years of being inundated with laywer jokes, living in a lawyer-dominated extended family (ugh!), I took the cowardly way out and talked about about rules of the home, school and the Country, which are called laws. Thad then piped in that there is a law against the most heinous crime of all - putting toys in rubbish bins.
He then chirped that another bad thing to do is to not keep a promise. For example, if someone gives you a drawing, you should keep it and not throw it out or give it away. Don and I are so freaking guilty because we just threw out a whole box of Thad's artwork, craft masterpieces, and letters and presents to us.
Don is very selfish. He won't let me take a pic of him in his tight mid-thigh maroon underwear with the word "STUD" emblazoned on the right thigh area in shiny sequins. He looks so sexy with his enormous beer gut and love handles spewing over, and his unshaven face with severe 5 O'Clock shadow.
He thinks I owe him for the sexy posed photo with the potato chips (see earlier post) and is making me choose supper tonight. Responsibility.
He then chirped that another bad thing to do is to not keep a promise. For example, if someone gives you a drawing, you should keep it and not throw it out or give it away. Don and I are so freaking guilty because we just threw out a whole box of Thad's artwork, craft masterpieces, and letters and presents to us.
Don is very selfish. He won't let me take a pic of him in his tight mid-thigh maroon underwear with the word "STUD" emblazoned on the right thigh area in shiny sequins. He looks so sexy with his enormous beer gut and love handles spewing over, and his unshaven face with severe 5 O'Clock shadow.
He thinks I owe him for the sexy posed photo with the potato chips (see earlier post) and is making me choose supper tonight. Responsibility.
